Boobs & Burgers

Video Kate Upton Commercials Boobs & BurgersFound this courtesy one of the great undercover boob men.  It’s a new advert for the Carl’s JR Southwest Patty Melt starring Kate Upton.  There’s some nice shots of her breasteses.  She’s getting pretty worked up over that burger.  I might have to try one tomorrow!

Wendy Fiore On The Ranch

Wendy Fiore Wendy Fiore On The RanchWendy Fiore doesn’t particularly strike me as the country girl type.  But I’m not complaining!  Especially if she’s going to go around so severely under dressed for the job!  I like this set because it’s a different setting for her.  Hopefully there’s video!  Speaking of video, Wendy is starting her video chats on her site tonight!!  I really wish I could be there but I have obligations during both of her weekly chat times.  Life sucks sometimes.  So it’s your duty to participate in the chat & report back to me on how things went! (pics)

Lexxxi Luxe Powns Some Poor Guy

Lexxxi Luxe Lexxxi Luxe Powns Some Poor GuyLook at the expression on Lexxxi Luxe’s face.  She’s all innocently looking off camera as though she doesn’t realize that she’s blocking this poor fellows air passages with her massive tit-flesh.  I love it!  It might sound weird but I actually like being smothered by boobs.  Taking that big breath before you bury your face in some deep cleavage, the motorboat sound you make when you exhale, the excitement of having to fight for your next breath.  I love it!  I’ve never had the opportunity to play with boobs anywhere near the size of Lexxxi’s but if I ever do I wouldn’t be upset if all I got to do was feel them on my face.  That’d be enough for me!

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Introducing: Siri!

Siri Introducing: Siri!Meet Score’s new discovery, Siri!  Siri looks like a much bigger titted version of one of my exes.  Needless to say I will be jerking to this girl excessively in the weeks to come.  Her debut photo set hits the web tonight & I’ve been promised that her hardcore debut will be up by the end of the weekend.  That’s perfect timing for me!  I guess it’s time for me to reup my Scoreland subscription!!  Interesting fact: Siri has brown belts in two different karate styles.  Unfortunately for her there’s nothing that could stop me from getting mouth on those boobs! (vids)

Introducing Kianna Dior

Kianna Dior Introducing Kianna DiorKianna Dior is another girl that isn’t new to the industry but is new to my blog.  Like Katie Kox I learned about Kianna from POV Jugg Fuckers.  She might just be one of the best tit fuckers of all time.  It’s not necessarily her technique but rather its the way she talks during the act.  She’s not over the top nasty or anything like that but words of encouragement do the job for me.  If you catch my drift.  I’ve seen two tit fuck scenes featuring Kianna & both were excellent!  I wonder why I never thought to look her up on the internet until the other day?  She has her own site!  Check it out! (pics)

Introducing: Katie Kox

Katie Kox Introducing: Katie KoxKatie Kox isn’t new to porn, she’s just new to the Smoothie Luv blog!  I just recently learned of her from the POV Jugg Fuckers 4 DVD.  She’s actually the cover girl which I didn’t notice for a long time because that DVD did not leave my player for a pretty long time!  I love her approach to titty fucking.  She gets really into it.  If you ever got to make love to her cleavage crack there’s no way you’d feel like she was just going along with it!  The first few times I watched her scene I couldn’t even make it to the cumshot.  When I finally did get to the moneyshot I was a bit disappointed because he was standing up & to her side when he unloaded & that’s pretty much my least favorite angle.  I understand that the camera needs to be able to see but I’m almost never going to be standing to the side of my victims in real life.  But, in a surprise twist, she immediately takes on a second guy!!  That more than makes up for things!  Are there any other good scenes of her worth investigating?  (pics/pics)

Introducing BustyReviews.com


Thank you HiBoobs Guy for showing me this site! BustyReviews.com is the best idea I have seen in ages! Big boob babes getting naked while they tell you whether or not different pay sites are worth your time. Genius! If I were more ambitious I would take this idea & run with it!

The worst part about signing up for paysites is you never know quite what you’re going to get. If you’ve ever been burned by a site that doesn’t allow you to download the content you know what I mean! Other pet peeves of mine are when the site doesn’t put picture sets in zip archives or when the video sizes are too big. I like HD video as much as the next person but I don’t really want to give up a gig of space for a 15 minute video of a girl frolicking around in her panties! BustyReviews.com warns you about all of this. They tell you the average length of the videos, if there’s a download limit, if you get access to other sites for free. Things like that. They seem to have a little bit of an idenTITy crisis as some of the reviews are for a poker site or advice for women on buying bras. Also, a lot of the reviews for paysites are for sites that don’t really focus on boobs. In fact, this review for Big Tits At Work was the only boob specific video I could find on their DailyMotion page! I think if they stick to titty sites they’ve got a hit on their hands!

Do you know of any other similar sites? I know Sophie Dee appears on ToplessMovieReviews.com, she might even own that site, but I honestly forgot about that place until just now!

Rachel Aldana’s Valentines Day Surprise

Rachel Aldana Rachel Aldanas Valentines Day SurpriseHappy Valentines day boob fiends!!!  Hopefully you have the company of a busty young lady.  Valentines day hearts always make me think of boobs.  If you look over your girls shoulder her boobs will look like the top of a heart.  Thank me later.  On to Rachel!  There’s so much to talk about!  This is one of her more tame sets.  Her girls don’t come out, at least not in the promo materials.  But that is ok, it’s a holiday theme set.  The first thing I noticed is that Rachel has a PinupGlam tat on her waistline.  Is that new or have I been distracted by epic boobs all this time?  Also, she’s become active on Twitter.  Lastly, have you seen this article where Rachel talks about how her 30L breasts won’t stop growing?  People seem to think that she’s complaining about her boobs and wants them chopped off.  Yesterday.  I didn’t take it that way.  But what do you think about her boyfriends comment about how he’s more of an ass man and that he was scared of how big her tits are?  I call bullshit!!  It sounds like he’s trying to tell her what she wants to hear!  I could be totally off base.  It’s not as if I know either of them.  (pics/vids)

Brooke Max Sexy On The Bed

Brooke Max Brooke Max Sexy On The BedI love Brooke Max!!  She’s just so adorable.  I want to sweep her off her feet & take her away from the rest of you perverts!  I bet she’s good between the sheets too.  Even if she’s not, she has huge boobs!  And judging by the pic up above it looks like she’s got a grip on how to position herself to make sweet, sweet boobie love to Smoothie Luv.  Looks like I’m going to have to join Cosmid to see if there’s any video! (pics)